clumsy explorers
we are clumsy explorers
searching for the tree of life
although it is clearly marked on our maps
we walk in circles, narrowly missing it each time
finally we stumble into it
by sheer stupid chance
it is hung with ornaments
made from rice krispy treats
they are dry and difficult to chew
but if you eat the entire thing
you get a wish
The fuck, did I write this???