The Ostrich (Lass).
The ostrich is a silly bird,
With lovely eyes and lashes,
She often tucks them ‘neath her wing,
In snoozy ostrich fashion.
She also fights crime, with her kicks
Of mighty ostrich justice,
What a brave and noble gal,
We’re not fibbing, trust us!
She runs at speeds to shame a cheetah,
A sonic boom left in her wake,
In hot pursuit of villains vile,
When all the world’s at stake!
She’s fierce, and fearless, Ostrich Lass,
We count on her to save the day,
And when she’s kept us safe and sound,
Three cheers, Hip Hip Hooray!
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